...and if you're still stressed/bummed out/snarky, you have NO SOUL. I'm just saying.
Bonus points to anyone who masters "double dream hands"...
Craig: If you do the whole dance, I'll send you a box of cookies... really, really GOOD cookies. If you do the whole dance, take a video of it, AND allow me to post it on my blog, I'll buy you something from here (warning: this link contains dude porn -- not that kind of porn... better stuff, with wheels and junk... and no, it isn't some kind of creepy paraplegic porn... oh, never mind, just click on it already!).
You know you envy that dude's sparkle.
Post edit: Oh lordy! If you made it through that video without wetting yourself, give this one a try:
Hardy hardy F-in' har! Go on with your bad self, Mr. Jazz Hands!
Would it be wrong if I make 'double dream hands' part of my normal conversation? I can totally pull them off!
ReplyDeleteI'm jealous. I just can't seem to master the fluidity, dare I say... _sassiness_ of the original.
ReplyDeleteI think "double dream hands" should be part of our collective dictionary. What should it mean? I think it would work well when one of the boys/men in our lives come to us with some great story of how 'the red guy has blasters but they're not plasma blasters because those are lames, they're more like blasters if the middle ages guys had blasters and did I mention the blue guy?' or 'first, I had to miter the corner and then there were the tenons and did I mention that we're having issues with the solenoid...'
All that could be answered with, "Double dream hands, honey... double dream hands."
or maybe it should just be yet another code word for someone who seems a little less than masculine (but ever since our kids moved away from the groovy school in town and I don't go to the gym anymore, I have very little day-to-day contact with anyone who earns the title... sadly).
What do you think?
Waaaay too funny! I like your first suggestion. I'd be psyched if my wife gave me a "Double dream hands, honey... double dream hands."
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA!!
Well then... let me be the first to say to you, Brian:
ReplyDelete"Double dream hands, honey... double dream hands."
I'll be interested in a report on how many new and interesting ways A uses it!