I don't like confrontation. Because of this, I've been avoiding the inevitable for many months. It had become clear, however, that the elves that are supposed to clean the house while I'm asleep/running errands/reading/working just aren't living up to their fairy tale promises. Those pointy-hatted suckers are history.
I know it sounds cruel but really, you should have seen the toilets up in this place. Disgusting.
So, today I'm going to have to do the housework by my very own self. I'm also going to read some super riveting documentation of statistical software. I might even shower. It will be a full day indeed.
Yah, I was thinking of trashing the fairies around here too. They are so unreliable and I have a sneaky suspicion that they're drinking my wine. And someone's been lazying around on the couch a lot as well.
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