Friday, December 11, 2009

What to buy for a 6-year-old girl...

...who may or may not have plans for world domination.

1. A sea turtle.

2. Fuzzy inside moccasins (not pink... she's so over pink... today)

3. Polar bear stuff

4. Footy pajamas

5. Swimming

6. Cuddles

7. Art projects

8. Books about dragons (but not those babyish books with pictures)

9. For everyone to stop being so stupid and thinking she can't speak French, a little gosh darn understanding that yes, by gum, she does love to create chaos and no, there isn't anything wrong with that and oh yeah, by the way could everyone just stop being so annoying because it really gets on her ever-lovin' nerves. Thank you.

10. A room that isn't pink. Who the heck wants a pink room anyway. Sheesh.

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