...who spent nine months testing the elastic properties of my abdominal skin, devours books like he devours cheese, and believes a Christmas without Legos is a disgrace.
1. Legos. All of them. Except the stupid girly ones.
2. Kraft String Cheese. But not this kind. And definitely not this kind. The kind that just says "String Cheese" in black, all caps on the top of each stick inside the package. Got it?
3. Books. Preferably something in the Warriors or Seekers series or something about the Civil War, the Gold Rush, or something funny ala Diary of a Wimpy Kid (but he's already read all of those). Skip anything with zombies. He hates zombies.
4. Bamboo socks. Anything else is just a "bunchy toe" waiting to happen.
5. Nerf guns.
6. Wii games.
7. Fresh homemade flour tortillas
8. Ski day with Grandpa J
9. Better Cheddars
10. Solitude
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