Obama and Poppy vs. Demented Unicorn

You must read this re: Obama's back-to-school speech. Even Stephen Colbert could not have said it better.

"Demented" is a strong word. But seriously, this thing is weird. Each kid has their own reasons for thinking the unicorn deserves such a title. R: "It's a unicorn." A: "It's aqua blue and has some kind of streamers sticking off of it." C: "They aren't streamers. That thing's wearing a thong."

So, Poppy has been spending the last few days attempting to de-thong the unicorn, one aqua blue tuft at a time.

Just call her McDuff the Crime Dog (crimes of fashion, that is...)

I'm sure my entire wardrobe is at risk.